offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

amber-danique:

chartini:

In dutch you don’t say “I love you”, you say “godver mijn klote fiets is alweer gejat” which is like “our hearts will be together forever, even when we’re apart”, I love that. Such a beautiful language. 

ja godver klote kut zooi dit is dus no joke welke pauper junk heeft mijn fiets gejat ik wil em terug plz

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

Fourth panic attack in two hours. Another one and that’s me off to the hospital. Brilliant.

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

I just really want you to take an hour out of your day to just sit and listen to me and not get angry or off with me. Not every day, just idk once a month. I need this cos I feel a break down coming on again.